New Zealand Yearns and Gurns
Sometimes this country puts out killer records, and sometimes you get stuck in the back of a smoko area hearing shit riffs on some punisher's phone. Let's talk shit on both those things.
12.07.23
Abysm won't stop sending me PlayStation friend requests
Notorious spawn campers Abysm have finally decided to finish their can of G-Fuel and release their EP. Craig spent the weekend reading up on Elden Ring lore so he could see if their lyrics make sense canonically
21.06.23
Mammuthus need to stop driving spots for my mum
Craig investigates the weird world of stoner rock to finally figure out what it is that is making everyone's mum smoke weed now.
14.06.23
Methfacts don't care about your Methfeelings.
What do you know, Craig found someone as bitter and bored of shit as he is and asked him to write some stuff on Gone for Smokes. After he said no, Craig threatened to leak all his DMs to the media. On that note, Matt sat down to digest just how much meth is too much meth for Jesus to ingest.
10.05.2023
Rejecting Handshakes - A Blindfolded and Led to the Woods Story
Craig talks through his time with the new Blindfolded and Led to the Woods album 'Rejecting Obliteration' and manages to not mention that kids show they were on 25 years ago once.
10.05.2023
The Insatiable Drummer who could - Dark Divinity Strikes Back
Craig seeks to find the answer to an age old question, if a drummer writes all the guitar parts for an album in the woods and no one is around to care, will they buy the vinyl?
10.05.2023
Planet Hunter must be stopped, they can't just invent words
Craig has to google what the word Moscovium even means after Planet Hunter display enough arrogance to call their album that.