Latest Rarks
12.07.23
Abysm won't stop sending me PlayStation friend requests
Notorious spawn campers Abysm have finally decided to finish their can of G-Fuel and release their EP. Craig spent the weekend reading up on Elden Ring lore so he could see if their lyrics make sense canonically
21.06.23
Mammuthus need to stop driving spots for my mum
Craig investigates the weird world of stoner rock to finally figure out what it is that is making everyone's mum smoke weed now.
14.06.23
Methfacts don't care about your Methfeelings.
What do you know, Craig found someone as bitter and bored of shit as he is and asked him to write some stuff on Gone for Smokes. After he said no, Craig threatened to leak all his DMs to the media. On that note, Matt sat down to digest just how much meth is too much meth for Jesus to ingest.
26.05.2023
To Descend Wont Let me Call my Mum
Craig went to text his friends today, but the Swedish old school death metal tyrants To Descend looked him dead in the face, called him an asshole and reminded him that his friends are bad people and he should just stay inside. This is his harrowing story.
10.05.2023
Rejecting Handshakes - Blindfolded's Guide to Social Etiquette
Craig talks through his time with the new Blindfolded and Led to the Woods album 'Rejecting Obliteration' and manages to not mention that kids show they were on 25 years ago once.
10.05.2023
Robb Flynn Induced Fight or Flight
Machine Head have history of radicalizing teens through Yahoo Chat rooms dating back to 2001, when Craig was but a boy. Now that the dax wax has finally come out of his hair, it's time to see if their efforts were worth it as Craig listened to the entire Machine Head back catalogue in one go.
10.05.2023
Blink 182 are the Only Reason Your Parents
are Still Together
Craig discusses how Blink 182 are scientifically proven to be better than Rush, Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.